Robin and Eddie are mid rant about how neither of them have been kissed and being gay in small town America is hard when Steve interrupts them like —

Steve: “uh, no, don’t blame being gay for your lack of action. You’ve never been kissed because you both don’t have any type of game.”

Eddie: “it’s not like there’s a wealth of people we can kiss here steve. It’s Hawkins.”

Steve: ive made out with like three different guys in this town since last summer.

Robin and Eddie: “you. What.”

Steve, flipping through a magazine: “it’s not because you’re gay. It’s because you’re nerds.”

ALT

Things the US government doesn't want you to have!

I think it's cool how you're her ride or die.
WEDNESDAY, The Devil You Woe

JC Leyendecker wenclair

projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit

do you guys like my dead body more than me. be honest

can no one respect my grave for five minutes.

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

The mayor of Butler, Ohio (population 941) ‘accidentally’ struck a wanted pedophilic rapist with his car as the man attempted to evade the police. Right in front of the rapist’s grandma too. Based on previous news coverage of the rapist in question, he seems to be the local menace. Truly an entertaining read and a breath of fresh air in comparison to the rest of the current news cycle.

here is the news report, with footage of the incident. tbh they condensed facts to make it less ridiculous so I would recommended reading some articles too. Mayor Dingus allegedly exited the vehicle and said “I think I hit something?”

...

His name is Mayor Dingus? In real life?

Yes. Mayor Wesley Dingus. Sitcom mayor name if there ever was one.

https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/07/21/bellville-police-chief-give-new-information-regarding-city-employee-who-hit-man-with-car/

Of all the criminals deserving of a second term in office

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

My duckduckgo searches as I get more and more blitzed on mead from the finest tavern

I bet her duel deck is fucking insane.

Forgotten Knight

im suuuuuper tired. i think ill stay up for another 5-24 hours

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

we could be free